Mr. Disproportionate Response

So, yes. I admit. I got distracted from some of the other stories I wanted to feature this week. Most of them are in some form of draft, and I’m trying to make them what I want them to be. Then I found this video, and my whole life just imploded. This bird now rules my life. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOBIRD.

I just don’t know what else to say. The yellow cockatiel singing the chocobo theme from Final Fantasy is more irony than I can possible stand. It’s like someone divided by zero.