Mr. Disproportionate Response

First, a baby learns how to pick itself up, then it begins to crawl. Later, the child learns to walk, then to run, and jump. In many cases, that child then learns how to ride a bicycle.

First, a person learns to care for their body and build themselves up. Later, the athlete learns how to move fluidly, then to free run. In no cases, that athlete learns parkour on a bicycle.

…Or do they? This is shamelessly stolen from my friend over at http://drseussjuice.com/. Pay him a visit–he’s got VOLUMES of incredibly kickass stuff on his blog.

All I can say is “wtf.” And maybe “wow.” Both of them are so inadequate in the face of such amazing skill.