Mr. Disproportionate Response

My new roomie is a bigger warhammer 40k fan than I am. She plays WoW more religiously than some people practice religion. It’s been a while since I had someone to play 40k with. I’ve been without WoW since September. This situation has A) made me REALLY want to play a LOT of World of Warcraft and B) REALLY, REALLY makes me want to replay Dawn of War.

I have purchased DoW and Winter Assault twice. I purchased all of the expansions. I played the HELL out of those games… and now I can’t farkin’ FIND THEM! I’m losing my goddamned mind. Much like surprise buttsecks, this is the most unexpected thing that I didn’t know I needed, though… (wait, what?)

So far, I’ve found my Jonathan Coulton CD, both of my cloaks, all of my Ren Faire clothes, Elder Scrolls IV, Bioshock, Sins of a Solar Empire, Civiilization IV, Assassin Creed, the King’s Quest collection, and Boondock Saints…

I’ve gone nuts at different times, looking for each of these things. Now, I have them all–and NO DAWN OF FREAKIN’ WAR OMGRAGEWTFI’MFROTHINGATTHE MOUTHRABIESMYNEIGHBORSNEEDTORUNFORITSTABBYSTABBYBITETHEFACETAZERTHEBABY

…I really hope I can find Dawn of War. I needs it, Precious.

Update 1:
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!111one

Update 2:
All discs located. Beginning the longest. Install process. Evrar.