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		<title>Remember, kids.  Detaining illegal aliens is BAD.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Particularly when their mouths have more moving parts than yours. I found this over at Dr. Seuss Juice.  Watch this trailer.  If you&#8217;re not excited to see this film by the time it&#8217;s over, just kill yourself, or give yourself a nasty rug burn, or something.]]></description>
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		<title>Sure.  Parkour is cool.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[First, a baby learns how to pick itself up, then it begins to crawl. Later, the child learns to walk, then to run, and jump. In many cases, that child then learns how to ride a bicycle. First, a person learns to care for their body and build themselves up. Later, the athlete learns how [...]]]></description>
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